Natalie Portman's Shaved Head @ Bumbershoot Review

The sheer number of pre-tweens at this concert should have been enough to warrant opting out of this show, but I stuck it out and was rewarded with images of twelve year olds smoking cigarettes in vague rebellious attempts to stick it to their parents, large collections of bros with padawan braids and some fool shouting 'did you buy your necklace at the Red Light??" to which NPSH replied 'uh, yes?...'. The sadness on NPHS' faces was visible when it turned out pretweens care more about their giant inflatable turtle and seeing how often they can crowd surf than they do about any song currently being played out. 6.5/10 because I pity NPSH.